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Panel 1:

Well, the STDs are gone,

2:

as well as any delusions of having children,

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and Elaine, the one who gave them to me.

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I can still hear the thing she used to say to me during sex,

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Elaine:
I want you to paint my walls.

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Which probably wasn’t a euphemism.

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Apparently she was also seeing a house painter with Chlamydia.

8:

I’m still not sure where the gonorrhea came from.

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